Back on the grind today. Who want it?!
I am going to be doing a project this SCOOP season. I will be recording every single hand I play during SCOOP with commentary. If you would like to get a hold of these videos send $50.00 to Assassinato (Costa Rica) on Pokerstars, TheAssassinato, Panda, City Letter: S on Full Tilt, firstname.lastname@example.org on Paypal, or email@example.com on Skrill. Then write us at Assassinatocoaching@gmail.com with proof of your transfer details and you will receive downloadable videos as soon as they are available.
Breakfasts Cooked For Wife And I: 1
Times My Wife Caked Lip Gloss On Me With A Long Kiss Goodbye: 1
Wife Is Leaving Because: Someone hit our car and ran off. We got the license plate. Charges are being more properly filed today. No one got hurt. W00t.
Number Of Times Felix Called My House In A Row: 3
Emails Answered: 15
Cups Of Coffee Consumed: 2
Cups Of Water Consumed: 2
If you ain’t got baby wipes in your bathroom I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but dingleberries ain’t: 1
1,000+ Word Hand History Analyses Written For Pocketfives: 1
Publish Date?: Unknown. Have to hear back from the kid I wrote it for, so I know it’s okay with him I publish it.
Sessions With Jared Tendler: 1
Did He Know Exactly What Was Pissing Me Off: Yes
Minutes I Went Off Like It Was A Rap Battle, At Full Volume, Into My Headset: 3
Therapeutic Level: Infinite
Hours Spent Reviewing My Game With A Trusted MTT Pro: 3+
Sunset Minutes Run: 30
Battle Rapped Today: Went through all my shit twice. Most of the work is cutting lame lines. I have 4+ minutes without filter. Pretty confident on my recall and delivery now; aside from the fact I’m waving skinny arms with a pudgy gut like some geeked up Jimmy Neutron.